While in church a lady dozed off during the preaching. Suddenly, the lady snapped out of her slumber and what she heard from d pastor was “stand on your feet”, so she jumped to her feet. She noticed that she was the only one standing. She also noticed the shock on the faces of the entire congregation looking at her including her husband and daughter. The stares made her confused until the pastor stated, “One person is already up, Sister God bless you. I assure God’s fire will burn it to ashes today. Let me repeat myself for the benefit of those who did not hear me well, this is your last chance!: If you are a witch and a demonic eater &killer of children and spouse, stand up on your feet &join this sister for deliverance now before I count 3!” …..Hahahaha!! BETTER DON’T SLEEP IN CHURCH OR YOU WILL BUY A NEW IDENTITY IN PUBLIC! Tell your friend by forwarding this message.


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