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ADMISSION! ADMISSION! ADMISSION!

ADMISSION! ADMISSION! ADMISSION!
Free admission is being offered into any of these two Universities.
The choice is open…
(A) UNIVERSITY OF HELL.
Qualifications.
Candidates must have at least one pass in the following subjects. (1)fornication (2)Adultery (3)coveteousness (4)disobedience(5)drunkenness
(6)fighting (7) Abortion (8)rioting (9)stealing (10)murder (11)lying (12)hatred
(13)Lust (14)Abuse (15)cheating (16)cultism (17) other forms of unrighteousness.
Candidates who do not have a pass in the above subjects but have any knowledge
of one of the following skills will be admitted: (1)Gossiping (2)Strife (3)Witchcraft
(4)Idolatory (5)Seduction (6)Sedition (7)Arrogance (8)Jesting (9)Pride (10)Masturbation (11)Murmuring (12) Stuborness (13) Backbitting(14)
Unthankfulness (15)Envying.
Note: A good knowledge of how to ridicule the Word of GOD, expose one’s
nakedness and body structure through indecent dressing, and cheating in the
examination hall will be an added advantage. For more details, contact any of the
following admission offices: (1) All cults. (2)places where Christ is not glorified. (3)False prophets and teachers. (5) places like the above mentioned.
UNIVERSITY OF HEAVEN.
Qualifications.
(1) Being born again. (2)holy living
(3) failure in all the subjects, skills and knowledge required for the university of
hell. Candidates with Holy Ghost baptism, fruits and gifts of the Holy Ghost will be admitted.
Note: A good knowledge of the Word of God, preaching and doing it will be an
added advantage.
NOTE: Hell is a place of everlasting torment.
Avoid it!!!

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